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Mahopac Falls

Mahopac Falls is just a small part of Mahopac, New York. It's pretty trashy part, but most of Mahopac is. Only certain areas were the Snobs live. Mahopac Falls also has named its Kindergarten after it. The kindergarten use to be Elementary school but now its known as the Falls School because it is the only school in Mahopac Falls
Hey, Dude, lets go hang out at the Falls school.

Mahopac Falls is so Gaaaaay, its like, only like, 5 miles all around!!!!! Why even have it?!
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Mahopac, New York 

A town in New York, about 47 miles from New York City. The town is very small, but they have really good food. It's not true about what people say about us, we are not all, druggies, filled with std's, and guidos. Yes, if you say things, we might overreact, but you learn your lesson to not say things. There might be a lot of rich people, but it doesn't mean we think about ourselves all the time. It's not true that we are uneducated people. Yes, this might be a boring place sometimes, but most of the people here are friendly, if your nice to them. It's not Upstate New York. It's right next to Poughkeepsie, and Westchester. Not to far from the city, we have an nice lake, and we have nice houses. A lot of people actually tell us we're really cool people. We actually have cool accents (New York City/New Jersey accents) So it's not true what people say about us.

We actually have experience.
Guy from Mahopac, New York: "Hey bro, what's up?

Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"

Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"

Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"

Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"
Mahopac, New York by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

Mahopac Academy 

The Mahopac Academy is a program for Satanists and Retards who are not able learn via the Standard Education system. The Mahopac School District likes to claim it is a normal program with normal kids and classes when really its just a cheap backup plan to scape Delinquents and Botards past the school system and have them pass. Not risking the buildings being shot up or an angry retard rip someone's chest cavity open.
"Oh man those fucking crazy satanists and Botards in the Mahopac Academy"