MOTY Moment 

The moment when you realize that you screwed up as a Mom. You are NOT going to win the mythical "Mother of the Year" trophy. Laugh. Move on. Try to learn from it. And remember...no one is perfect. Everyone has them.

I was busy and Claire came to me and asked me to open the pickle jar. I did and then later noticed she was drinking something out of a sippy. Pickle juice. 30 minutes later she was pooping like nothing I had ever seen. A definite MOTY Moment.

MOTY Moment by suewags December 28, 2011

Motyl

An absolute disturbance to the human society. Causes noise disturbances throughout the world with “eh,eh,eh” and “doodle bops.” Very invasive species that you must stay on the look out for because before you know it he slithers through the peephole and bites the ankle area. Stay safe!

Motyl bites at the ankle and scurries away.

Motyl by Ohio279 March 31, 2022

dirty motyka 

When you're a father that tries to fuck a group of nurses at one time and possibly explore brown town.

He tried to Dirty motyka my mother.

dirty motyka by Cole Billman March 28, 2022

Motyka 

A fucking Pimp

"Ive been sizing you up for weeks" said Daddy Motyka

Motyka by Cole Billman March 28, 2022