Lynn University 

Are you a complete idiot? Is your IQ that of a retarded turkey? This is the school for you. The campus is gorgeous, however it is full of the stupidest people you will ever meet. They let anyone in, so don't feel proud. You might make something of yourself after graduating from here, maybe. If you do, Im sure your parents bought your "success." If you are smart enough to recite the alphabet, than you are too smart to attend this school for retarded dumb asses.

Person 1 : What's Lynn University?
Person 2: The school for the stupidest kids in america

Friend: I got into Lynn dude!

Me: Congratz, you are the stupidest person I know.

Lynn University by IHateyouall July 23, 2014

Lynn University 

A small liberal arts college in South Florida, which has great learning disability support and lots of unique academic opportunities. It's a good school. It even held the 2012 presidential debate. Although admission criteria is holistic and isnt based off of only test scores, not everyone gets admitted.

Example 1:
Person 1: I am going to Lynn University
Person 2: Wow that sounds great that seems like a great school.
Example 2:
I didn't do well at Lynn university so I am going to go to PBSC, maybe I should have studied.

Lynn University by Bearyfit art karate girl April 8, 2013

Lynn University 

A school in Florida that likes to think they are wildly elite. Shockingly, it has a 76% acceptance rate, deeming it a quite obvious safety school. While the delusional students boast on here about being so wealthy and elite, they seem to come from gaudy new money and will have to live off their parents’ for the rest of their lives. Why else would they be at such a non-selective school? If you aren’t at an Ivy League or at least a Little Ivy, or some other school that takes less than 40%, it’s time to rethink what elite means, Lynn University.

Lynn University? I applied there just in case I didn’t get into Williams, Swarthmore, Brown, or Dartmouth. Thank god I didn’t have to disappoint the rents by going there; Exeter was pricey.

Lynn University by Whatspseudonym November 20, 2017

Lynn University 

Cocaine University

Wanna go to Lynn University this weekend and snort a bump with me. They call it Cocaine University!

Lynn University by Joey1738 March 9, 2021