Larson 

Verb: To grossly over tighten

"He really larsoned that bolt on"

Larson by Jordan Sullivan July 25, 2007

Larson 

An inbred black, white supremacist. who can't read or write. With fat diabetes fingers. Also never developed the proper neck muscles to keep his head from wobbling while running.

Look at that stupid Larson over there. His momma is aunt jemima, and dad is uncle Ben.

Larson by Cuoth July 25, 2017

larson 

a piece of shit that eats his own dick and eats his shit

your such a larson

larson by ur mom broke the stairway January 9, 2019

Larson 

a very pretty girl.

guy 1: hey, aren't you seeing a new girl?
guy 2: yeah, im seeing this girl named larson!

Larson by nickballer2058 June 19, 2019

Larson 

Larson, commonly mistaken with arson, is when instead of setting a building on fire you set a person on fire and proceed to stick a lacrosse stick up their ass.

“Where is Andrew?
“Oh you didn’t hear, he got 5 years in the pen for Larson.”
“Oh shit free the homie.”

Larson by Quiff Lover May 3, 2021

Larson 

cute funny boy, if this is your name you’re 🅿️

larson is so hot i love him

Larson by iloveaboywho January 27, 2022

Larson 

A term used by many young people in middle schools nestled in the rolling farmland of Iowa County to describe a person who is well-meaning but completely inept.

Damnit, you broke the table. Classic move, ya Larson!

Larson by Molly Schubert January 8, 2025