LP 

LP the street name for elk piss. Also used as a hallucinogen when mixed with nutmeg. Recently has come into use as a derogatory term for jews, chinamen, and/or a-rabs who wish the were black/from the south.

Look at this fucking LP and his long arms. Get that cat out the blues club.

LP by smarksalot February 17, 2012

lp 

Loss Prevention. The person hired by stores to look for people who might be shoplifting.

Work is boring. Did you see the lady the LP was chasing?

lp by Camo-Kun August 27, 2003

LP 

Long Playing

That new LP rules

LP by sig July 10, 2003

LP 

Le Predictáble. (L-eh Preh-dic-ta-bluh)

As per usual.

Very Predictable.

The same.

Le is a form of meme taken from popular website 'tumblr'.
"Le french" "Le girlfriend" "Le kitchen"

That shirts such an LP. You always wear it on nights out.

LP by metalman August 31, 2012

LP 

"Loose Pussy" A woman whose vagina is quite gaping and can handle a fist or such other large items, or a girl who just looks like a slut or dresses like one.

"Hey look at that LP over there"
"I was with this bitch and damn she had one nasty ass LP, so I got the hell outta there"

LP by Kertef,Corobo January 7, 2003

LP 

MY DAD IS YELLOW CHOMPERS

He looks like a LP

LP by SHARKKING February 1, 2022

lp 

little person. the CORRECT slang, instead of...midget.

"my best friend is a lp, she's such a sweetheart!"

lp by Katee February 6, 2004