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OMG see that guy staring at us...what a kronk!
Kronk by lolol1990 May 5, 2010
You're in your local pub, you're ratfaced, and now you're gonna go "kronk" at the nearest chick-infested club.
kronk by Tenacious Dee September 13, 2006
To thrust your member into an object. Ex:) a woman
"Hey bro what did you and Kayla do last night? " "I Kronked the shit out of her, my dude!"
Kronk by Nut'em April 21, 2018
a very ugly person slightly resembling shreck or any ogre type being. a smelly beast, usually foreign
"haha look at that guy with the squished nose, what an absolute kronk!"
Kronk by h.c.l May 24, 2008
a very hard erection that doesnt go away for at least 7 hours.

nb: if the erection doesnt go away after 10 hours you should seek medical advise.
last night i had such a kronk over your mum
Kronk by LSMISSMJ June 8, 2010
To spread ones cheeks as far as possible and shove a pumpkin up the anus
This one chick I new got kronked in the anus
Kronk by SargentoCheese May 5, 2018