Kantingoo 

Kantingoo is a mythical creature who was created by a young girl with two sides to her personality (Kantingoo being the bad one). Kantingoo has vampire fangs, blood red iris', huge black wings, jet black hair and wolverine claws. This creature feeds off human flesh and organs. She is a character in a story that hasn't been published but hopefully will sometime in the near or distant future.

Person1: If you bumped into Kantingoo, what would you do?

Person2: I'd fricken' run dude!

Kantingoo by Kantingoo November 8, 2011

kaiqing 

Usually found as surnames on the internet.

Kaiqings are a cult of people who are not blinded by the views of others. They don't fight amongst themselves and always support another Kaiqing. To become a Kaiqing one must not be sensitive to other people's opinion, not be insecure about themselves, have high self control and emotional stability.

Person A: Ryan legit gave homework to the teacher.
Person B: He is a Kaiqing.

kaiqing by Royan_Kaiqing February 1, 2023

Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

Red kiting by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

mario karting

while having sex with your partner, you play mario kart and try to come first in game without coming first in real life.

i went mario karting with my girlfriend last night and she blasted my ass in rainbow road while i blasted her ass with my dick.

mario karting by deekayzero November 18, 2018

kaitling 

the act of doing something cool, amazing, fantastic, absolutly wonderful, etc.

i was kaitling the lawn.

kaitling by yeysal,ehasljkea September 23, 2008

Kaitling 

the act of doing something cool.

im kaitling the lawn

Kaitling by yessadasd October 6, 2006

Karting 

Karting is the best freakin sport EVER invented. THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THIS WORLD, AND IF YOU PROVE ME WRONG I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BY EATING A REAL LOT OF ICECREAMS.

Its basically all about placing your fantastic, NOT FAT ass (a driver is a better version of a human BTW) in a funny little thing with the steering wheel, four tires, chassis nad something that some call "an engine".

So called "engines" are said to be capable of developing 34 HP and going as fast as 200 km PER FRIGGIN hour! There are of kozzzz weaker engines too, but no lames drive 'em, cos they still are like the fastest freakin things a human can drive.

So, Karting is a sport for real TUFF GUYS, or GREAT, FANTASTIC, TUFF BUT NOT BY AN APPEARANCE, SWEEEEEET, FREKIN KEWL GIRLS LIKE MYSELF, WHO BASICaLLY PWN EVERYBODYS ASSES.

If you ever meet a kart racer, dont evern try talkin to im/er, just bow and kiss their shoes SUCKER.

Kart Racer: fuck you fuckin idiots suckers, stupid lame fatasses, goddamn these dipsticks, go fuck yourselves hard freakin damned dickfaces.

Lamer #1: OMG, DID YOU HEAR THAT!? WAS IT GOD HIMSELF PRAISING US!?

Lamer #2: NO!!!!!!!!!! ITS BETTER!.... IT WAS THE.... KART RACER...........HERSELF!

Kart racer: Karting is kewl

Karting by I PWN U September 9, 2006