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Khaled also now as a noob is defined as the worst fortnite player or worst gamer in histrory
Khaled sucks at fortnite
Khaled by Unknowuser1919 March 18, 2019
Khaled the hottest guy alive, he loves big tits, and like black women,
Khaled is a rich white boy who gates spending money on khaled
Khaled has a big dick.
Khaled by Richhh boi June 30, 2019
monkeys from Saudi Arabia who have huge heads and huge ears
Khaled has a big ass head, my nikka
Khaled by sexlover4200 February 14, 2019
random Man which seems to stand outside schools and libraries, often takes home small children and animals, sometimes a mix of the two. he does not actualy have a home, but lives in a sort of, rubbish/garden room.
"Carefull kids don't talk to that khaled as you leave."

"Oh khaled you're just soooooo sexy with all your small human/animal children. (sometimes reffered to as Humals.)
khaled by Dittma93 March 6, 2009
When yo man won't go down on you because you stay home raising his kids instead of working, but expects you to gobble that dick cuz it's your duty.
Man: "I feed and clothe you, so you should suck my dick and I ain't reciprocating."
Woman: "Bitch don't Khaled me, you go down or you get out."
Khaled by TifaCorn June 2, 2018
A typical waste man often found hanging around a leisure center or school most probably Rushcliffe. the sort of person u just want to walk up to and rip their nipples of! Most of them are uniks
God That guy is such a Khaled hes acting like a right Bakari!
Khaled by Benji-mon January 14, 2008