Jesus Titty Fucking Chris 

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris by person13579 February 10, 2009

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ 

A statement similar to Jesus-Fucking-Christ that is often used in a situation of utter disbelief, shock or frustration. It is arguably blasphemy as well. Can be announced slowly and clearly to express disgust and hopelessness, or loud and fast to alert someone of an imminent disaster that will most likely end in catastrophe.
Also might be a sign of Tourette syndrome.

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ! I almost died!

Jesus-Titty-Ass-Mother-Fucking-Christ by RebelJosh89 December 17, 2020

jesus tittyfucking christ 

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

jesus tittyfucking christ by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007