holy hell batman

when you take a massive toke

holy hell batman, where am i and were is my pants

holy hell batman by etyetnthnthn August 14, 2010

Holy Balls Batman 

Holy Balls Batman. a word generally used when something is completely stupid, idiotic, or just simply crazy. Others might also use it with sarcasm.

"Holy Balls Batman, Are you stupid!?"

"That was a Holy Balls Batman stunt!"

Holy Balls Batman by King-G January 8, 2012

Holy Shitakii Batman 

The more polite, reference using version of "Holy Shit." Rather than Holy Shit, it uses Holy Shitakii Batman, Shitakii an asian mushroom, Batman, a widely-popular DC Comics character.

Holy Shitakii Batman, I think I just shat my pants.

Holy Shitakii Batman by Awkward Strider January 22, 2013

holy crapbag batman

explative: the realization that something is astonishing and/or traumatic; something that needs fixing ASAP

Holy crapbag Batman! I left my cell phone in the cab :-(

holy crapbag batman by Diane Love November 2, 2007

Holy Insemination Batman 

Used to show suprise, fear, pain, or pretty much anything else, based on Robin's obscure exclamations in the 1960's Batman tv show.

"Holy Insemination Batman, I just broke my legs!"

Holy Insemination Batman by Artemis Depthcharge May 27, 2005

holy shit balls batman 

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

holy shit balls batman by zack milf December 14, 2011

Holy X, Batman! 

modifier.
Late 20th century to present.

An exclamation frequently made by the Boy Wonder-aka Robin-from Batman and Robin, the TV series. It has found its home in contemporary American slang vernacular as a way to exclaim surprise at something, while conveying a mixed sense of genuine dumbfoundedness and nonchalance.

Replace "X" with a noun, verb,an adjective-noun/verb pair, and anything else that fits.

"Holy diversionary tactics, Batman!"

"Holy gay fetish xxx porn, Batman!"

"Holy sophisticated ejaculation, Batman!"

Holy X, Batman! by JismJuice2000 May 7, 2004