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The Hines Ward 

The Hines Ward is quite simple, it is when you put seran wrap on someone's head. Then, you take a hot, musty dump on their head which leads you into molding the poo into a resemblance of Hines Ward's beautiful, bald head.
Duffy just got out of the shower, so we decided to give him The Hines Ward.
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To kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges

this describes a scutting so brutal in the doggystyle position that the severity of this act could be compared to an LAPD swat team beating down the backdoor of a house that contained very bad people
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor off its hinges
I'd like to kick her / his / it's backdoor RIGHT off its hinges

Hinesville GA 

The most depressing town you will ever live in.

Those who reside there believe going to Wal-Mart on Friday night is "having a good time."

Those who live there have nothing better to do than get shit faced constantly and high out of their minds (when they're not partying it up at Wal-Mart, of course.) They document this idiocy on their Facebook pages because they genuinely believe such activities make them "cool."

The average IQ of the people there would make a Special Olympics gold medalist laugh.

The female population of said town put out more than a Fire Department. They will also fornicate with anything conscious and willing.

The male population of said town believes they are either physically attractive, intellectually competent, or legitimate gangsters.

The male population is also none of the above.
Guy 1: "So I'm moving to Hinesville GA..."

Guy 2: "You're not inbred enough for Hinesville, dude."

Guy 1: "Yeah, I know. I've been sniffing nail polish remover every day for the past month, though. I think I'll fit in pretty good now."
Hinesville GA by FoxTr0t October 22, 2010

Hinesburg 

The best frickin town in Vermont! The place where everyone knows everyones business, and there are more than 3 trailer parks! Hick town Hinesburg
That Hinesburg is quite the town, I saw 18 subaru's on the road just passing through!
To be a 'champion'; lead, grow, build; see potential, fill empty buckets, teach. Usually a person with great independence and an ability to see the big picture, read signs others miss. Ultra-observant, über-generous.
Hey, did you see how that guy saved that woman's life? He's a real Hines.
Hines by jihgf April 22, 2010

Mark Hines 

Mark a gentle giant that isn’t too good with the ladies (K.S.) thinks he is built just because he used to be a fat ass at 250 and now he weighs a good 200 but has nipples the size of dimes.
Person 1: “Did u see that kid with those small ass nipples”
Person 2: “Ya he tried to get on with this girl when she was blackout and he claims he smashed”
Person 3: “Yup that’s Mark Hines for you”
Mark Hines by Thebigdaddy March 18, 2019