Haydon stewart 

A descriptive word to describe a person who can read but cannot spell

If i was to write like a haydon stewart people would call me a retard

Haydon stewart by Alphatext April 18, 2020

Haydon School 

Haydon School is reported the be the universes most crap school.
It is scientifically proven that the students at this school are complete dickheads and twats.
The teachers are even worse as they are diagnosed with waffling, paedophilia and are horrible.
The food is crap and it is insanely processed and it is said to NEVER drink the tap water from the location or else you will contract a odorifeouros diarrhoea that leaks out of you like a running tap.

Haydon School is gruesome, revolting, sickening and loathsome.

Haydon School by fastestwankerintheuniverse November 19, 2024

Haddons 

A haddon is an erect penis that you get when something nice happens or when you see something nice. You can also give someone haddons meaning you dick them down good.

Niceee i got the haddons

Shut up bro, or i will give you the haddons

Haddons by CheexClapper69 November 25, 2021

Stoke-sub-Hamdon 

A small village outside of Yeovil in Somerset. Otherwise known as Stoke-sub-Normal, due to the amount of supposed incest in the south of Somerset.
Tends to be full of chavs, and was once the site of a knife threatening, for a pork pie.

'Wanna go to Stoke-sub-Hamdon? I mean, Stoke-sub-Normal!'

'No way, man! I might get knifed for my pie!'

Stoke-sub-Hamdon by ZeeZeeDee April 14, 2011