invicta grammar school 

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.

‘have you heard of hell?’
‘oh, invicta grammar school? i go there everyday’

invicta grammar school by wishywashylaundrystick June 17, 2020

John Hampden Grammar School 

A really shit school in High Wycombe that thinks they are so much better than they actually are.
It is barely a grammar school, on the same level with non-grammar schools to be honest.
The people there are really stuck up their arses.

Commonly abbreviated to JHGS.

Person 1: Hey bro! I just got into John Hampden Grammar School!!
Person 2: No way bro!! You're going to a shit school, congrats!
Person 1: I know right!!
Person 2: Get ready to become a selfish prick!

John Hampden Grammar School by BrandonD42069 October 20, 2020

Your Grammar Sucks 

A popular youtube series created by Jack Douglass (youtube name jacksfilms), in which Jack reads out badly spelled or written youtube comments, in a quest to "clean up youtube one comment at a time". Often abbreviated to YGS.

Youtube comment: MY AM TEH LICKING OF THESE VIDEOE BICHES!!1?
Guy reading comment: My God, wait till Jack sees this. If this doesn't get onto Your Grammar Sucks, I don't know what will.

Your Grammar Sucks by kingofthebiches February 23, 2012

Aylesbury Grammar School 

A classic all boys school, where the guys run round grabbing each other's batty's, and obsessing with the dead tings across the other side of the road. Most of these are battymen that are too scared to come out because they'll get rushed by their mandem. Some of these students are often caught simping, like some guys who buy the girls £200 bracelets in the first week of dating. smh.

Boy 1: Look at that simp
Boy 2: He defo goes Aylesbury grammar school

Aylesbury Grammar School by MrNeverCap April 29, 2020

Weald of Kent Grammar School

We do Ket is a nunnery school for bent retards who suck cock and do crack in the loos. If you get a whiff of fanny you know a wealdo is close by so start running unless you wanna catch chlamydia. If you go to weald it is likely you were drop kicked as a baby and u are definitely clapped but u do charge 2p or some haribos for a blowjob behind lidl. Normally can find one fingering herself in the maths block or shagging a Year 7.

Is that girl special needs?
Yes she goes to Weald of Kent Grammar School

Weald of Kent Grammar School by yourmumscrotum April 3, 2020

Dartford Grammar School

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.

Ayyo wys g, what school do you go now?
Oh I go Dartford Grammar School now
Yooo I’ve heard that place is absolutely fucking shit, they make you do that shit white sport ennit?
Yh they make us do rugby and trust me the school is so fucking bad

Ahh thats a bit peak for you styll 🤣

Dartford Grammar School by dgs is shit November 28, 2019

Maidstone Grammar School 

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.

“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”

Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021