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GMP is an abbreviation used to describe a growing film category in the adult film industry. GMP aka Gay Midget Porn was in high demand in late 2016 and has been presumed to grow in demand even further as we enter the early stages of 2017. It was a category first filled with low resolution and unconvincing actors, but now is swimming with truly gay midgets in 4k and 60 fps. This category is expected to soon merge with Granny porn due to the fetish holders behind GMP get bored with this occasionally prudish category.
"Hey man you check out that sick GMP on the pornhub home page?" - One GMP enthusiast to another

"Dude I cannot decide if my favorite part about GMP is the fact that the midgets could fit in your pocket or that they are gay together." - Albert Einstein
GMP by GMP Master February 1, 2017
Related Words
GMP gmpiglet gmpo gmp-ing GMPD gmph GMPL gmpov
do i was gmp-ing last night
gmp-ing by sussy chucklenuts October 23, 2023
A sound that can replace any word in the English language.
A: How are you today?
B: *gmph"

A:Where did C go?
B: *gmph"

A: What is a splink?
B: *gmph*
gmph by CC_gmph August 29, 2009

gmpiglet 

One who is random. The original gmpiglet was often known to make such sounds as "bok" until it discovered that this was in fact a type of domesticated goat.
W007! 17 r 73h ub3r n00b, gmpiglet. 715 pwn3r 0f 1337.
gmpiglet by |8B> February 2, 2005
got my penis laughing

use it instead of "lol" "rofl" or anything gay like that
"knock knock"

"whos there"

"your mom"

"gmpl"

blizztard chest pubes lol douche joked
GMPL by Why Is It Blue November 22, 2009
It is to replace the oh-so annoying lmao and lol, it means - Giggle My Pants Off. charlie, ellie, kelli, jemma w & harriet created it on 16/02/05. WE FOUNDED IT SO DONT CLAIM IT! Everyone should use it <3
charlie : hey, you okay?
ellie : yarr, but my hair hurts
charlie : gmpo.

EEEZEE-PEEZEEE
gmpo by lovebitten February 20, 2005