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friendless friend 

When nobody likes you but there is one person who takes pity on you and calls you their friend so you don't fade away into nothing.
Bob is my friendless friend because he is a loser and no one likes him

friendless freak of nature 

Some of the people on this site who write crappy definitions for words.

friendless dump 

A person who is shitty all the time like a dump that won’t come out and needs constant wiping. Friend of peeaira.
Hey Peeaira, sorry I sent naked pictures of me on my shit stained white sheets to your boyfriend. I guess I’m just a friendless dump!

friendless tant 

a female who stinks and has no friends.
Alyssa: I'm a friendless tant!
Mitch: We know. And you stink.
friendless tant by Shawn DDDD November 14, 2007

Friendless Fire 

Sluttily throwing yourself at a male who's after another chick, hoping to get some side action from him, sometimes even stealing him from another chick.
"Holy shit, that guy's pretty good-looking, but he likes Christy more than me. I think I'm gonna commit some friendless fire." -A grenade, usually obese.
Friendless Fire by The Atlas September 9, 2014