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walt flanagan's dog 

One of the most powerful creatures known to mankind. To claim that someone is somehow better than this canine is to claim that they are exceptionally gifted in that specific field.
Man, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog
walt flanagan's dog by fanboy January 1, 2004

Dick Flanagan 

Any coach who habitually misses key games and/or practices due to back alimony checks, long strings of traffic violations, or can't get into his car because he can't find anyone to trick the breathalizer that the State installed in his car to start it.

Coach also must appear to games intoxicated, and force his underage players to drink Natty Lite for every loss and complain about how expensive mint leaves are out of season.

Optionally, the coach must also sprint out of the games when there's a large fight and the police are called yelling something along the lines of "I can't go back to prison".

Must be inspirational.
Looks like Coach Smith is really turning out to be a better coach than that alcoholic dead-beat Dick Flanagan.
Dick Flanagan by JSternbruiser January 29, 2009

faster than Walt Flanagan's dog 

Possessing unusual haste or punctuality; alludes to a (presumably remarkably fast) dog owned by a minor character in Kevin Smith's "Jersey" series.
"Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog!"

Flanagan 

A fucking mad lad, if you ever meet a Flanagan you are in for one hell of a ride.
Jay: Yo the FLANAGANS was the greatest

Greg: I know we all got wasted
Flanagan by AyyNiceCock March 15, 2021

Flanagan High 

A Highschool in Pembroke Pines. Often nicknamed "Faggot-Land". Abundant in gays and lesbians, with the most stupid administrators on the planet... Most teachers are decent though, sharing veiws about the administrators with the students.
Jane: Hey cutie, what school you go to?
John: I go to Flanagan Highschool. You?
Jane: Oh.. I uhh.. I gatta go. Bye.
Flanagan High by Frankasey August 22, 2006

flamagated

realy bad bad mood , pissed off , ready to burst into flames , grumpy
I`m feeling flamagated , kids are driving me nuts , work roster changed
flamagated by clericm January 15, 2009