Pull a Ditka 

1. Term used during the NFL draft and Fantasy draft. Giving up every draft pick for one first-rounder, like Mike Ditka did in the 1999 NFL draft when he gave up all his picks for Ricky Williams.

2. Putting all your eggs in one basket.

1. I so want Reggie Bush on my team, I am going to pull a Ditka and give up my first five fantasy picks to get him.

2. She wants to compete in American Idol so bad, she is going to pull a Ditka and sell everything she owns for voice lessons and a trip to Austin just to audition.

Pull a Ditka by SportsFan November 11, 2008

Dirty Ditka 

The act of sticking your finger in a girls ass and wiping it on your unknowing friends face.

What Michael Bolton did to The Lonely Island was almost as bad as being the recipient of a dirty ditka.

Dirty Ditka by udicon December 26, 2011

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke 

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian

Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke by IanChristian March 13, 2009

Dripping Ditka 

An alcoholic beverage named after the mustachioed former Chicago Bears coach. The drink is consumed like this: the bartender squeezes bourbon out of a greasy bratwurst bun into a shot glass, then headbutts you in the nose. You lean forward, letting some blood drip into the shot glass, then slam the shot and yell, "DITKA," in your best Chicago accent. Only recommended once per evening or tailgate.

I'm unemployed, my mortgage is past due, Obama is still president, and the shitty Bears just blew it again. Hey Norm, serve me up a fuckin' 'Dripping Ditka', will ya!

Dripping Ditka by b-dob November 30, 2009

Mike Ditka 

a) A coded means of saying the phrase "My Dick" in public.

"Yeah, Mike Ditka was all over that"

Mike Ditka by Highlander King November 17, 2009

Eat a Ditka 

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.

Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman

Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA

Eat a Ditka by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012

dickabitch 

To suggest that someone engage, or has engaged, in sexual intercourse.

1. Hey man stop jackin it and go dickabitch.

2. Hey I saw Christine coming out of your room, did you dickabitch?

dickabitch by lolcat2000 November 30, 2010