YouTube Deafness 

Temporary hearing loss attributed to watching a low-quality, quiet video on YouTube with poor audio then switching to a video that is louder with better audio quality.

Usually only applies when the victim is wearing headphones due to the unexpected blast of sound that comes with switching videos.

Person 1: Oh man I cant hear anything right now. I was watching a quiet music video on YouTube and I switched to a loud one and it blew out my eardrums man!

Person 2: Yeah man that's called YouTube Deafness. It has happened to me too. Just wait a couple of minutes and it will clear right up.

YouTube Deafness by Anigav Senip July 27, 2010

Dadness 

Act of being a dad. One who has a child and is forever trapped in life.

"Bill, get the fuck out of here with that dadness"

Dadness by TheEthanBro November 3, 2016

kitchen deafness 

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

kitchen deafness by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

Earphone deafness 

Deafness to the outside world as a result of earphones inserted ears and music volume turned up very loud. People then underestimate how loud their burps, farts, breathing and yawning are, as theu have limited access to the outside world

"Megan, that was the loudest fart I have ever heard."
"Sorry, Kate, I had earphone deafness and didn't realise it was would be so loud."

Earphone deafness by donkeysanctuary October 26, 2012

IM deafness 

When a person asks a question while they other person is answering so they don't see the response until they already asked. Also, when someone is online but ignore instant messages, this is differnt then blocking which people would appear offline.

"I just told you." sorry "I am having IM Deafness."

IM deafness by Not Ignoring you! January 5, 2008

Gender Deafness 

A condition affecting men, rendering them unable to hear the words spoken by a woman. This is subsequently followed by the man parroting back exactly what was said, but repackaged as his own original thought, or mansplaining, or a combination of both.

Woman to group: "We have two options. We can fix the pole, utilise a generator for 3 days in the interim, but potentially have to sink the connection in 5-10 years when the main cable is sunk, rendering the pole redundant. Or we can sink the connection now and utilise a generator for 2-3 months."
Man to the woman: "Yeah, but you've got to careful how you go about it. I see that we have two options. We can fix the pole or we can sink the connection."
Woman to man: "I just said that. You are suffering gender deafness. I have an IQ in the top one percent of the population but yet, somehow, lower IQ men like you seem to think you are entitled to talk to me like I'm stupid. Fuck you and your mental deficit."

Gender Deafness by Consonance Take Two September 15, 2019

chore deafness 

what your kids get when you ask them to do chores the audio version of refrigerator blindness

Kimmi, it's your turn to do the dishes,,,no answer,,, you must have chore deafness

chore deafness by Pete Russell February 21, 2008