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chesterton academy 

You wake up at six in the morning to go to a building which resembles a prison located in the Hopkins area where a compulsory 4 years of a teenagers life are wasted.

While strolling along the corridors of CA you may come across some of the following paracites:

The Homeschoolers. They are rare, overly sheltered humans who lack the ability to socialize with humans other than their mom or one of their 15 siblings. If you say stupid they will immediately drop their things and find a teacher. Unless that means not being 4 minutes early to class. Because that’s the most important thing.
The Quiet kids. You don’t know if they are also homeschoolers, or just mentally coo coo. It’s quite rare to walk past these kids without being stared down until you turn the corner and are out of there sight.

The somewhat-normal kids:
These people DO KNOW how to socialize, they understand there’s more to wear than farmer jeans and polo shirts, and oh yeah. They have Cell-Phones. Which is quite rare until Junior year for most people at CA.

Finally, there’s the special individuals. They are either 11/10’s and don’t belong in a sh*thole like CA, or they clearly the superiors. Pretty much what normal high schoolers should be. But they are hated by the teachers because they are not sheltered enough, and they might “spoil” the other future seminarians.
**Meeting someone new**
“Hey what school do you go to?”
“Ohh uhhh... a private school in Hopkins :)”
“Oh what’s it’s called”
“Uhhh it’s really small you probably don’t know it”
“It’s okay try me.”
“Okay... Chesterton Aca—“
“HAHAHA NERD. YOU GO TO CHESTERTON ACADEMY??”
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reverse Chesterton's fence

The Reverse Chesterton's Fence: before retvrning to a tradition, practice, or way of life, make sure you understand why people abandoned it in the first place, which parts of it are crucial to make it work vs random dogma, and what are the tradeoffs involved.
~made_in_cosmos
Picking up the babies lying in puddles of muddy bathwater and seeing what it takes for them to get to grow up is Reverse Chesterton's Fence in action.

Chesterland Ohio 

A small town in Ohio with no sidewalks and noothing to do. Kids are so bored, they resort to drugs and underage drinking.
Duuude, lets go smoke some weeeed cause there is nothing better to do in chesterland Ohio

Chestertown 

C-town is a place where old people go to die and college students go to drink. There's a bum named TOJO who walks the streets with a silver spitoon, a guitar, and a limp due to a terrible addiction to heroin. All stores and restaurants close by 5 p.m. with the exception of a 24-hour McDonalds and 2 RoFo's. C-town is a place where everyone is related to everyone and townies hate college students. Segregation is very much alive, whether the rich whites admit it or not.
"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"
"I don't know, everything in Chestertown fucking closes at fucking 5 p.m."
" How 'bout we get drunk and stumble to RoFo?"
"Sounds good, that's what we did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that."
"Screw it, lets drive 4 hours to my house just to get something to do"
"Make sure you get some pot for the ride."
Chestertown by TOJO October 7, 2006

Chesterland 

a peaceful quaint township where the Return to Africa (RTA) does not pass through, thus property values hold steady
Dude, I am so moving to Chesterland..
Chesterland by Frenchy-Foo January 7, 2011

Chestertucky 

Slang term for Chesterfield Twp. ( suburb of Detroit Michigan). Called Chestertucky because just like the state of Kentucky, there is nothing exciting here.
Person 1: What are you doin today?
Person 2: Going home to relax, nothing else to do where I live.
Person 1: Where you live?
Person 2: Chestertucky
Chestertucky by JEL February 18, 2004

chesterous 

Having a perfect chest that can be loaded with cum. Ample boosoms for hot creamy loads to laid perched upon to show ownership.
Velma is very chesterous with her perk C cup titties.
chesterous by Silentgoat February 7, 2017