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1995 Chevy Cavalier

the most worst car ever made. A problem compounder. A vortex of nothingness where paychecks go, never to be deposited. I firmly believe GM made this car to fuck peoples lives up. Once one problem is fixed another rears it's head.
Me- Cool, got my 1995 Chevy Cavalier fixed, gonna drive to tahoe for the weekend! SHWEET! *sits in car, inserts and turns key*

*wheels fall off*
*hood flies off for no apparent reason*
*all glass breaks*
*Engine fire*

Cleveland cavaliers

Guy 1: hey, did you see that lebron is going to Miami to win a championship?

Guy 2: yes, lebron is smart. The Heat are no Cleveland Cavaliers

cavalier queer 

a guy that drives a cavalier and thinks he is cool for doing so
(guy revs up car)

observer 1: i cant belive he thinks his car is cool
Observer 2: yeah, he's such a cavalier queer
cavalier queer by sean doherty January 23, 2008

cavalier or roundhead 

Chevrolet Cavalier 

This car is currently the King Of The Trailer Park. Commonly found with Monster Energy Drink stickers covering the window/bumper. 90% of the time this car has a single mother smoking a cigarette in the front while her child/children sit unbuckled in the back. Pretty much, it's the kind of car you buy when you realize your job at McDonald's isn't ever gonna pay you more than $9/hour.
The best thing that can happen to my Chevrolet Cavalier is that it just blows up with me inside.

Chevy Cavalier 

The best car you can ever own. Especially if you are approved at the dealership for more than the Kia is worth.
My 92' chevy cavalier had 289000 miles on it when I sold it.
Chevy Cavalier by lil one January 15, 2005