Captian Stabbin 

The absolute owner of young girls.

An old white guy

Captian Stabbin by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Captian Browneye 

Someone who has to go poop more than once in an eight hour shift of work.This person also times his poops during the busiest time of the day.

Boss:What is taking so long to get these cars washed?

Peon:Sorry sir but,you have me paired up with Captian Browneye.

Boss:Paging Capt.Browneye

Captian Browneye by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006

captian queer 

A fag boy that goes to ur school and wants to fuck the boys

Fuck jeffery he likes the boys he is a captian queer

captian queer by Gayfreys queer ass November 15, 2019

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

captian ahab by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

captian save a hoe 

the motherfucker that will help a hoe...when she in a tight spot

my tire is flat...will u come change it?...will u be my captian save a hoe

captian save a hoe by Saxon Trippin Lewis... September 20, 2006

captian morgan

when you finger a chick on her period and you draw a mustache on her face.

Dude I gave some chick a captian morgan.

captian morgan by Matt April 1, 2005

Captian Ertmer 

couple shots of either Sailer Jerry's or Captian Morgan and enough Tampico orange juice with Sprite to your preference. When too fucked up off this drink you then become Captian Ertmer.

Hey bitch, make me a Captian Ertmer!
Hey look at Josh over there, i think he's officially Captian Ertmer tonight.

Captian Ertmer by Karl Nelson April 20, 2010