russian candlestick 

The act of soaking yarn/string in alcohol, placing one end of the string inside your pee hole and lighting the other end on fire. Then trying to extinguish the flames with ejaculation.

Example 1: Did you hear that Trevor got disqualified for peeing during the russian candlestick?
Example 2: Does Thompson need to barrow my lighter for the russian candlestick?

russian candlestick by keyster king November 20, 2015

waxing the brass candlestick 

masturbating

Joey: Bro I was waxing the brass candlestick last night

Colin: Ew wtf

waxing the brass candlestick by simplydick September 19, 2016

The Candlestick

A sex move in which the guy pours melted candle wax around the girl's anus, then starts fucking her anally, covering the penis with the melted candle wax which then hardens on the man's phallus, producing a candlestick.

Dude, Judy let me do The Candlestick last night. It was so great.

The Candlestick by j0t0 October 14, 2011

Amish Candlestick

A sexual manuver where one shits into another person's ass until the reciever's anus is completely full. A wick or rope is then placed into the shit filled ass hole when still maliable. When the shit hardens the "candlestick" is then ready to be removed and enjoyed.

"Did you make that Amish Candlestick yourself?"
"No, I had some help... ROFLCOPTER (soi soi soi!!!)"

Amish Candlestick by Father Odenkirk August 29, 2007

Australian Candlestick 

A way to pleasure yourself, or another person, in which a taper candle, or other skinny candle is placed in the rectum and lit as a form of wax play. (If wax enters the anus a wick may be placed inside the still melted wax and lit again)

Did you hear that Ryan Reynolds had to do the Australian Candlestick in his newest film? There was wax everywhere!!

Australian Candlestick by Skidmore Muncy December 10, 2024

Israel candlestick 

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.

After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.

Israel candlestick by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025

two shits to a candlestick 

to not know anything about anything

to "not hold two shits to a candlestick" is to think you know something but really know nothing

Dan: did you hear caleb's thoughts on obama care?
Emma: yeah, but the tool can't hold two shits to a candlestick when it comes to the goverment

two shits to a candlestick by secretpumpkinking May 2, 2014