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bumhole bludgeoner 

1. A male (either heterosexual or homosexual) that derives pleasure from inserting his love-rod into the ‘tradesman’s entrance’ of his sexual partner.

2. Can be use as a term for a gay man
Cindy: He's hot, you think I should take him home?
Sarah: It's up to you, but Chloe told me he's a right bumhole bludgeoner.
Cindy: Is he?! He's mine!!
Sarah: Dirty slut!!!

Don't ever shower if he's in there, he's a right bumhole bludgeoner!!
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Bumhole love 

When one puts ones lips, lovingly, around ones bumhole and aggressively elongates the tongue in towards the rectum using a swirling and figure of eight motion. Tip! Suck on an ice cube before hand and if you really want, store multiple sauces up there to make it a treat for both!
My friend Liv gave me a bit of bumhole love
Bumhole love by Suckmyass69 September 11, 2014

poopy bumhole 

It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
Definition:poopy bumhole means a arse hole covered in shit
It is when a five year old shits them self they’ll say to there parents (mummy I’ve got a poop bumhole)
poopy bumhole by Poopy bumhole April 4, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole 

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.
“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”
A stupid person ,the anus. Another way to call someone a arsehole,Asshole
''You stupid bumhole!''
Bumhole by sweet jesus May 10, 2006

Bumhole Gallery 

Bumhole Gallery, is a tribute to goatse, where people send in pictures of their rim, each picture can be rated to see who has the best rim.

Drew is the Original founder of Bumhole Gallery, as a young boy he was obsessed with bumholes, so he decided to make this site so he could see as many rims as he liked.

After years on maintaining the website, Drew Nightingale had to quit, because he became a major internet celebrity, this is when Joe became the new webmaster of Bumhole Gallery, Joe is also the sites biggest contributor, he loves the rim.
"Get yow arse on bumhole gallery"
"Ugh.."