Bronson 

The art of finding a reason to leave work early

That guy is pulling another Bronson by trying to make THE GREAT ESCAPE and get out of work early again, he must have DEATH WISH because when the boss catches on....

Bronson by Platinum taco September 30, 2006

Bronson 

A beer of any type.

Im going to the store anyone else need a 12 pack of bronsons?

Im going up to the bar I will get this round of bronsons.

Bronson by Bigbona February 4, 2010

Bronson 

A faux-hawk worn by a man with exceptional stamina and masculinity. Most faux-hawk look exceedingly gay, but this one seems fashionable, simply by the sheer manpower of the wearer. First seen worn by Charles Bronson in the beginning of Death Wish.

Man, did you see that player with a Bronson? That guy could probably impregnate a girl by just looking at her, he was so manly.

Bronson by Make my day September 16, 2010

Bronson 

Synonymous with "motor boating". It's when a man places his face between the breasts of a well endowed woman, moves his head side to side while yelling.

Only a bad motherfucker could get away with giving that bitch a Bronson.

Bronson by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 18, 2016

Bronson 

1. Insult, generally an idiot

2. A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.

3. One whose head has been fucked with repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.

John is a stupid, hotdogging bronson.

When Bronson tried to emulate his friend, he found it would not work.

Look at that loser over there. What a bronson.

Bronson by TheUrbanLinguist May 4, 2008

Bronson 

Bronson is the act of a male placing his face between the particularly large breasts of a woman, blowing loudly while moving his head side to side. Also known as a "motorboat".

Can you believe AnneMarie let me Bronson her gigantic fucking titties?

Bronson by ThatDudeThatLikesTitties June 19, 2016

Bronson 

A slang word for a reference to a friend. Typically used as a substitute for "bro," "dude" or "buddy." Different suffixes can be added to keep the vocab fresh. (i.e. bronsosaurus, bronsosaurus rex, bronsopotamus, etc.)

Yo bronson, what's going on?

Sup bronsosaur, what's on the agenda for tonight?

Bronson by jigstar28 August 25, 2009