aisle blockers

Aisle blockers are usually two heavy set women who stop to chat,side by side, in the middle of the aisle in grocery stores or discount stores. The combination of their big wide butts plus their shopping carts makes the entire aisle virtually impassable in either direction because they are too fuckin' rude to move to the side.

I had to take a two aisle detour just to get a box of CoCo Puffs because of two cows acting as aisle blockers.

by wolfbait51 April 19, 2011

jizz blockers

Big trendy sunglasses worn by whores in a futile attempt to keep semen out of their eyes.

Jessica is rocking jizz blockers, cause Stan gave her an eye infection by pulling out of her ass and nutting on her face.

by novimoto January 3, 2009

hater blockers

Shades, particularly when you wear them in the club or at night, because no matter where you go theres always gonna be haters. Block them out with some Hater Blockers cus no one wants to see a slob ass hater.

With my hater blockers on, them crab ass haters can see me but i can't see them.

by Mocha_Casanova March 23, 2006

Hater Blockers

A very large pair of dark sunglasses to block out the hate from any people who are jealous of you in this world.

Large, dark, wrap around sun glasses worn to block out the hate. Wearing your Hater Blockers in a night club where you are well known, but may not be well liked by everyone in the club.

by Biggy Johns June 21, 2006

cop blockers

Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.

Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.

by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006

houdini blockers

Over-sized sunglasses that girls wear fashionably, supposedly to sheild their faces from the sun's rays, but really to keep from being splattered from a Houdini or other facial blast

She looks bug-eyed with those houdini blockers on.

by MF Tim May 18, 2008

ugly blockers

The big ass glasses girls wear that cover half their face, and all of their ugliness.

I was walking down the street checking out this fly girl when she took off her glasses. I said damn bitch you need to put those ugly blockers back on and cover up that pile of crap you call a face.

by The Foxe February 7, 2008