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burnt areola mammae 

What you get when you fall asleep topless in the sun.
Tiffany, upon wakening, realized that she had a really bad case of burnt areola mammae.
It's the area around your nip
OOH AREOLA! OOH AREOLA!
OOH AREOLA!
THAT SHIRT CAME OFF THAT SHOULDA
OOH AREOLA! OOH AREOLA
OOH AREOLA
THAT SHIRT CAME OFF THAT BRA CAME OFF THAT OHH!
Areola by Jbleezy June 18, 2009

areola-ne 

Nasty acne around the areola of a girls nipple.
Fuck I would of sucked on tthat girls tits but she had bad areola-ne
areola-ne by asthmaticalf November 3, 2010

Areola Assault 

Mike: Man, I can't believe your ex attacked you.

Greg: Yeah, in self defense I had to give her an areola assault.
Areola Assault by Jakeherby August 7, 2017

areola kabob 

A nipple that protrudes far from the base. So far that you may be able to put assorted meats, veggies, fruits, etc. on it before grilling it.
When her tit popped out of her dress, her areola kabob held it open long enough for all to see.
areola kabob by CIV June 1, 2006

Extra Large Areola disorder 

When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.