hit the frog with a hammer 

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

hit the frog with a hammer by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Pulling a Hammer

When you make a bet and then renege on it like a hack radio personality carpet bagging in Cleveland from Denver. Never do this- you will be branded as scum for life.

Aaron Goldhammer said he would eat poo if the Browns drafted Baker Mayfield. They did and Aaron was caught pulling a hammer and refused to pay up on his bet.

Pulling a Hammer by Reflog_18 June 11, 2018

Throw a Hammer at Her 

Code word for “fix it” *must be pronounced with canadian accent”

Jack: Got any plans with the truck this weekend bud?

Paul: Oh ya know bud just gonna throw a hammer at her so i can take her out rompin next weekend. huh bud?

Throw a Hammer at Her by Dripdroptiptopsnipsnopkipkop October 16, 2019

Bang it with a hammer

A sims 3 meme popularised by YouTuber Onlyabidoang. This makes fun of how most broken objects in the game are fixed by smashing a hammer onto it.

Want your stove to clean by itself?
Bang it with a hammer

Want a creepy sounding doorbell?
Bang it with a hammer

Your computer having a blue screen?
Bang it with a- oh right this isn’t sims 3…

(Sims logic EP 2) - OnlyAbiDoang

Bang it with a hammer by Jalwaysawake December 28, 2021

Talking Screws To A Hammer 

Putting too much effort into explaining something not pertinent to the listener.

This guy was explaining plumbing to a random web designer. He was totally talking screws to a hammer.

Talking Screws To A Hammer by Slowpoke8888 June 4, 2024

Go Swing A Hammer

A phrase used and directed towards those who simply aren't doing anything with their life and to do something productive and purposeful instead

-Definition cocreated with @itzjustnoize-

Bro: "Get the fuck off your ass and go swing a hammer! You haven't done shit all day. "

Go Swing A Hammer by Element VIP April 14, 2026

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019