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I'm a monster 

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.
Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"
I'm a monster by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

drawing a monster 

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.
I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!
drawing a monster by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

give your maj a monster 

on the february 26th you need to guve your favourite maj a monster
its 26th you should give your maj a monster
give your maj a monster by kekec February 25, 2021
Someone who enjoys Monster Gaming's Videos
Hey man stop watching malek's videos and go watch Monster Gamers and be A Monster
A Monster by Anthony Black October 13, 2011

Let A Monster Out Of Your Ass 

The action of releasing a giant pile of fresh caca, like, the warmest smelliest largest pile of doodoo you've ever seen, even after wiping, you'll still get dirty pants.
Autumn: "DUDE HURRY UP I NEED TO TAKE A MASSIVE SHIT!"
Filip: "SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M MAKING MOONSHINE IN MY BATHTUB, GO LET A MONSTER OUT OF YOUR ASS IN A HOLW OUTSIDE!"

Birth a smoke monster 

The act of conjuring something of foul smell inside the bowels and then releasing this spirit for the world to experience. Birthing a smoke monster is also found in the Game of Thrones when the crazy lady in red gave birth to a black smoke monster, that bitch be crazy!
Nick held Steve's hand to comfort him so he could birth a smoke monster. This smoke monster devastated and evacuated the entire room.