The Traumac Miller

when a « happy personality sad soul” artist die, it’s a traumac miller.

bonus if they had an addiction issue.

« -matthew perry died yesterday…
-oh man… i feel the traumac miller here…)

The Traumac Miller by salutjtm October 30, 2023

The Truman Show 

that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move doesn’t work and you start to realize that everyone you’ve ever been with has been faking it….

I went to the Truman Show last night with a girl from the bar; I executed my patented move, the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop and she pushed started laughing at me.

The Truman Show by anonymous May 25, 2023

The Truman Show 

Noun - that moment of clarity when your go-to sex move proves ineffectual and you realize that everyone you have ever been with has probably been faking it with you....

Last night I went to the Truman Show when my Tinder date laughed at me before exiting my car and labeling me as "some bad dick."

The Truman Show by NoHandleNecessary May 25, 2023

Truman gave the order 

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb

"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."

Truman gave the order by j-dub watson March 13, 2009