Ventinity

Noun

A portmanteau of the words Venter Belly/Abdomen and Virginity.

The state in which your belly/navel has never been tattooed, pierced, or modified in any way, excluding surgically and/or medically.

Person 1: "I just got a navel piercing!"

Person 2: "You know what that means, don't you?"

Person 1: "What are you talking about?"

Person 2: "That means you just lost your Ventinity!"

Ventinity by Dragon_SlayYT February 10, 2026

A Velting 

A spray from the Velt

Shaydan did something wrong on the football field so he copped a velting

The team wasn't working hard enough or"concentrating, so they got a velting

A Velting by Velted August 6, 2019

Nut Vinting 

The act of collecting all of your ejaculate in a jar or any kind of container, then combining it with yeast and leaving it on the shelf for 6 years for it to ferment. Once ready, take it off the shelf then feed it to your partner during sex.

The act of nut vinting is quite worth it, tastes a lot better than normal cum, and really spices it up in the bed room.

Nut Vinting by yungchub October 16, 2019

Rice vending machine 

When you stick rice up someone’s ass and suck it out

Person 1: I did a rice vending machine last night

Rice vending machine by Geo raptor October 5, 2021

Nara Vening 

To express dissatisfaction only upon reaching a threefold rate for an item or pet in the game Old School RuneScape, and even then, it is done with a positive tone and the emoji "🙂"

Person 1: “Hey how's the grind for the pet going?”

Person 2: “Oh not to bad, I just hit 8x the rate but enjoying it still 🙂”

Person 1: “Stop Nara Vening, you are so dry! I haven't heard you complain once yet.”

Nara Vening by KleptoEnjoyer August 26, 2024

no heavy vetting 

No heavy vetting— (gerund derived from the transitive verb to vet, to examine, investigate, or evaluate thoroughly.) 1. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing obscure, little known officials for public office who have no apparent qualifications. 2. A proclivity for—indeed!—insistence on choosing college majors that will not lead to lucrative employment. 3. Willful neglect of the schedule of rabies/distemper shots for your five-year old Russian imported Nevskaya Maskaradnaya cat. 4. The name of the British 70s’ era rock band, UFO, 2013 reunion tour and album, a tour that features a re-release of the song I’m a Loser and a performance from a sub-par guitar player who was not thoroughly vetted.

I hope Romney is more judicious about his choice of running mate.
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I would have kind of liked having a snowmobile riding, gun toting VEEP who doesn’t waste time with onerous tasks like reading.
I hope we’re a little more judicious about choosing our next president…
Hey now, no heavy vetting: I really dig a shucking and jiving celebrity prezzy of the United Steezy slow jamming the second great depression!
You should have been more judicious about your choice of college major—what were you thinking of?--choosing a course of study that interested you: film studies, huh!
Come on mom, no heavy vetting so early in the morning. I have to go to work and pin $1.99 tags on used T-shirts at my Salvation Army job before going off to the airport to wheel invalids around in friggin’ wheel chairs…

no heavy vetting by pizdyetz_malish November 10, 2012

Child support vending machine 

When a female makes a thirst trap video that has her children in the video.

Easy on the simp boys, that's a child support vending machine.

Child support vending machine by Buttcheekspyderbyte June 11, 2022