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evil donovan

Origin is hazy, but could possibly come from a small town in New York, most likely in the Upstate region. Legend has it that the first skateboarder in this town was an evil elf named Donovan. He would skate through the streets, yelling incoherent babble at teh school children. Such phrases as, "You're grounded!" and "Cow little chico fro" could sometimes be made out, but not often. Legend also has it that if Evil Donovan would also steal tater tots from unsupecting children.
Jim: Little Mikey wouldn't go to bed, so I told him if he didn't sleep, Evil Donovan would eat his tater tots.
evil donovan by hobsnobber April 3, 2005

Blue-Donovan 

The result of wrapping a large elastic band around the base of the male reproductive organ, cutting of blood supply to said appendage, thus rendering it blue. In certain circles, this is done for sexual excitement. This is considered dangerous by medical proffesionals, however, many fetishists are more than willing to run the risk of testicular strangulation
The extent of their sexual exploration led them to attempt a Blue-Donovan.
Blue-Donovan by Kenny_b June 1, 2011

conor donovan 

Dude did you see Conor Donovan he is such a nigger
conor donovan by XOwOX February 11, 2019

brendan donovan 

Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan....Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan..Brendan Donovan...Brendan Donovan...TECHNO REMIX!!!!!!!!! unce unce unce unce unce unce!!!!

This creature is a severe irish drinker and he has a very horrible anger problem. To provoc this beast sing the Brenden Donovan Techno Remix, but he will strike repeatedly with dead arms and his face will turn a variety of red colors. Approach with caution.
brendan donovan by Jared Jacobs November 6, 2008
This name is usual a retarded nameAlso this person is very gay and will die.
Donovan is a fucking retard.
Donovan by Yourafuckingdumbass March 11, 2019

donovan graves 

The biggest fuckin pimp alive all he does is stay with the pimp shit if a girl mouth off they gettin the back by pimp daddy don so if you aint got a clean pussy then dont bring yo ass to pimp daddy dons palace of hoes and tricks