why don’t you just lick the ground 

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin

*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”

why don’t you just lick the ground by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick

Mellissa Gallo Fumero Needs To Lick Her Lips Before Sucking Dick by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

Shloer, snack and lick a sack 

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

Shloer, snack and lick a sack by Mechysavage November 19, 2023

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Loompa'licker

A male or female who receives pleasure from giving cunnilingus or fellatio to a person of very short stature a.k.a. a "midget".

"Hey Donna, you're never going to guess who got her pussy licked out by Rich last night? My friend, Bridget the midget!!! He's a bonafide champion Loompa'licker now!!!

Loompa'licker by green eyed lady 13 July 30, 2014

Organ Licker

A person who plays the Hammond organ.

"I am the Organ Licker"

Organ Licker by Proud and Nasty July 30, 2020