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Multi-slacking 

Engaging in many small activities at once, none of which are productive. Usually, but not always, involving a computer and its applications (iTunes, AIM, YouTube, etc.), can also include watching a movie or TV show, listening to the radio, talking or texting on the phone, or any other ultimately trivial, meaningless activity.
That dude was multi-slacking like mad when he should have been working.
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cleavage snacking 

When you eat food items out of a girl's cleavage. This done by having the girl squeeze her boobs together, inserting said food items between the boobs, and then putting your face down than and chowing down. Suprisingly fun!!!
Person 1: Dude I just ate skittles out if Brooke's tits!
Person 2: Cleavage snacking, nice.

Guy: Can I get some cleavage snackage with these Mcky Ds fries.
Girl: Is it fun?
Guy: It is for me.
Girl: Ok

Spanking 

Usually being punished while Bending over a lap a couch a chair and being struck on the Buttocks a set or not set amount of times. This discipline is used to bring compliance to rules established and after other forms of discipline have failed. Some states in the U.S. Still allow its practice. While other have stopped in favor of either in or out of school suspension or detentions. The word can also be used with some sex play between willing adults. Which can establish development of a safe word when the spankie when things go to far. Such acts in this area is known as S&M.
Mom told me that when Dad gets home I'm going to to get my behind blistered with a good hard spankings. Maybe you will listen to me then!
Spanking by SlapHappy October 10, 2014

shacking 

verb:
1. the act of taking a massive shit and jacking off at the same time, not necessarily while the shit is still coming out
2. to build a grand shack
3. to get smacked in the bathroom
1. I was shacking and shacked all over the stall door!
2. I'm shacking right now, can you get me some more wood?
3. Angelo was shacking yesterday, the wanker.
shacking by leechu September 16, 2018

Spanking the Crab 

Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.
After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.
Spanking the Crab by Nasty Society January 26, 2011

Sparkling Gay 

The 'Twilight' variation of the phrase "flaming gay".
Edward is sparkling gay.
Twilight is so 'sparkling gay' it makes clay aiken look straight.

smacking your chops 

Opening and closing one's mouth in a way that causes the spit within to make audible noise. Occurs during talking or inhaling through the mouth.
Please stop smacking your chops, it is annoying for headphone users to listen to.