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Toasted Marshmallow Scone 

It's what you can bake for the most beautiful girl on Valentine's Dayโ€”even if she's not YOUR girl. Just make extra for her fam so it's not suspicious... her fave latte is Toasted Marshmallow so she should get the message ๐Ÿ˜‰
Happy V-Day! What time do you leave to go see your bf? I need to hit you with a Toasted Marshmallow Scone before you go.
Toasted Marshmallow Scone by JBSWMO February 15, 2025

Stone Souped 

To be deceived, tricked or outwitted.

Based on the 1947 book "stone soup" by Marcia Brown. A group of hungry soldiers outwit a group of greedy villagers and trick them into preparing a feast for them.
I gave that homeless man money and later saw him driving away in a better car than mine, I totally got stone souped!

Crime Scene Sex 

Sex with a woman during her menstrual cycle, leaving the bed and sheets looking like a crime scene.
"Hey, sexy mama, pull out 'dat tampon. We's gunna have some crime scene sex!!"
Crime Scene Sex by Johnnie G. November 21, 2003

Scene Swag 

General clothes, (skinny jeans, graphic tees, tanktops, ect.), or any accessories, (crowns, hello kitty ANYTHING, anything with brass knuckles, guns, crowns, robots, or dinosaurs.) that a scene kid wears.
Scene swag: skinny jeans, graphic tees, tanktops, crowns, hello kitty ANYTHING, anything with brass knuckles, guns, crowns, robots, or dinosaurs
Scene Swag by kelseyxketamine December 17, 2008

score stalk 

when you repeatedly check someone's snapscore in a periodic time to check if it's been going up or down, to see if they are ignoring you. more advanced than using the snap map for snap stalking.
amelia: I think billy isn't into me
abby: why not?
amelia: I keep score stalk-ing him, and his snapscore keeps going up by two every few minutes, and he's not responding to mine
score stalk by ibu profen October 16, 2019

Kidney Stone Software Development Process 

The "Kidney Stone Software Development Process" is a degenerate process where releasing software to the field is incredibly painful but eventually "passes" and reaches customers. Developers within the process find that once the code portion of the project is complete, there are so many gates held by so many other internal groups that the software must first pass through, including peer review, quality assurance, documentation, not to mention possible conflicting schedules of other teams, product owners and managers, that the customers may not see the finished product for a long time. The process is akin to passing the proverbial kidney stone - incredibly painful, but eventually, it passes through.
We use the Kidney Stone Software Development Process at work; I'm still shepherding the finished code through multiple painful gates - who knows when this will actually ship.