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New York City

I (heart) N.Y.
New York City by remmy April 8, 2004

New York Minute 

A New York minute is an instant. Or as Johnny Carson once said, it's the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.

It appears to have originated in Texas around 1967. It is a reference to the frenzied and hectic pace of New Yorkers' lives. A New Yorker does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do.
I'll have that ready for you in a New York Minute
New York Minute by RJB December 15, 2003

New York Groove 

To have it all. To be completely on the level. 100%. Top of your game. Nothing will bring you down because you're super cool, confident, and ready to eat the world with a big fucking spoon.

Inspired by the song by Hello.
Me: "Hey Brandon, are you back?"

Brandon: "Yeah, I'm back, BACK IN THE NEW YORK GROOVE!"

*Wins a million dollars and saves the world*
New York Groove by Lord Xanadu March 10, 2012

New York Football Giants (2010)

(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.
1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).

New York fold

When eating a pizza, it's what New Yorkers do when (normally) they start eating a slice. They fold their slice in half the long way.
You can tell Mike is a New Yorker because he does the New York fold when he eats pizza.
New York fold by 1ra2ndom3 April 22, 2019

New York Bagel 

Verb - The act of smearing cream cheese or butter between the ass cheeks of your partner then fucking them; creating a cream filled hole similar to that of a bagel.
Last night, Cindy asked me for a New York Bagel. She's been shitting cream cheese ever since. Then she asked "You know what would go well with this New York Bagel? A Rootin Tootin Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry."
New York Bagel by Seany Blaze June 10, 2013