Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A woman who is completely useless in any way shape or form, to the point that she only annoys the people around her to the point that we need to make up new words to describe her severe stupidity.

Also a person that never does anything right yet thinks they are the only one that does things correctly. These people are usually ugly beyond belief and partially deaf. They also nag at everyone about useless things just to hear their own voice.

Bonita is a Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt. Everything she does at Fortune Bay is wrong, but the manager is too afraid of her thunder cuntness to fire her. Some one needs to hit her with a Bus.

"Hey Jen"
"What?"
"Is Bonnie the Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt working to day?"
"If you call what she does work, then yes."
"Fuck"
"I know"

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Tnays Fayjan June 7, 2009

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Noun

Generally a slutty female that has more than one sexually active relationships.

Guy 1. My god, I caught her in bed with Liam
Guy 2. Man!, she is such a cock juggling thunder cunt!

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by TheHairyGoldfish September 13, 2014

Cock Juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of insults, use only in emergencies!!! most creative insult ever, describing a Cock juggling (Whore) Thunder cunt (Worse that a regular cunt). the person you use it on will hate you for the rest of time, so only use it on ex-wives/ex-girlfriends or people you hate more than life.

Girlfriend: we're done bitch
You: Ya, well fuck you
(now) Ex-GF: Shut up, i'm leaving
You: I HOPE YOU DIE YOU COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT

Cock Juggling thunder cunt by PISSED FUCKER April 10, 2017

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt

When that one friend has pushed their shit waaaaaayyyyyy too far. Call them this, it'll shut them right up.

*Unwitty argument, you slowly grow tired of their shit* "Oh just shut up, you Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt" *Silence ensues*

Cum Guzzling Thunder-Cunt by sgfminecraft00 October 6, 2017

Cum gusling thunder cunt 

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory

John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt

Cum gusling thunder cunt by Deadpool35 April 9, 2019

Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt 

This is simple. It is Daniel Wells.

“You cum guzzling thunder cunt!!”

“Oh, you mean Daniel Wells?”

Cum Guzzling Thunder Cunt by Rihannanourt November 9, 2019

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

A reference that a baseball team said before going onto the field

1 2 3! Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt

Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt by Akshsuhabanishav September 4, 2020