lacrosse vs. baseball

an argument between men playing lacrosse and baseball trying to determine which sport is better.

it is usually never decided because baseball players try to end the conversation instead of admiting that lacrosse is better

Lp: why dont you play lacrosse?
Bp: Because baserball is better
Lp: You mean you cant get hit
Bp: Look i gotta go, i have practice

lacrosse vs. baseball

... it has been proven that lacrosse is and always will be better than baseball ever is

lacrosse vs. baseball by tOxIc mInD 13 March 13, 2009

baked 

to be high as the sky

"man we are so baked rate know"

baked by stoned420todeath December 4, 2007

Getting Baked 

Getting High. This expression was made famous by '40 Year Old Virgin' (Starring Steve Carell)

Brooke: So what you doing on the weekend?
Frank: Well I bought some weed so... I'm getting baked!

Getting Baked by Slash did Pot August 22, 2011

third base 

Controversially debated, but the modern accepted definition of 'Third Base' is both Fellatio and Cunnilingus.

Fellatio being oral sex performed on a male, involves a penis being placed into ones mouth, commonly known as a headjob, sucking off or a blowjob, although one generally does not blow when performing.

Cunnilingus being oral sex performed on a female, involves a tongue entering a vagina, commonly known as licking out and eating out.

Late Tuesday night, Mike drove Jen to make out point in his newly imported supra, once there Mike managed to reach third base for the first time with Jen when Mike licked Jen's vagina. Jen had never given anyone a blowjob before and decided she would perform one on Mike the same night. That night Mike and Jen reached 3rd base both ways.

third base by ambulance_x December 9, 2008

base edge bevel

The base edge bevel is the degree of upward ski or snowboard edge angle away from the snow surface.

Base edge bevel allows the ski or snowboard to skid at the beginning of the turn, prior to hooking-up or engaging a turn. The result is that the ski or snowboard is less likely to get caught-up on the snow and throw the rider into the woods.

Too much base edge bevel can result in skidding a turn or not having enough edge hold on the firm, hard snow surfaces resulting in a yard sale.

I love turning screws as a ski tech, but that Edge Head bitching about his base edge bevel not giving him enough edge hold is enough to piss off the Pope.

base edge bevel by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

second base 

1) The second of four bases (including home plate) in the game of baseball.
2) Many argue the status of this base in terms of sexual engagement. Some believe it is intense feeling, while others believe it is a handjob/ fingering. Take your pick.

1) Johnson reached second after pounding a double up the middle. He gave a two finger salute to the crowd, acknowledging his 300th hit.
2) Johnson reached second with his two finger salute pounding up the middle.

second base by MastePlan May 17, 2004

Baseball 

America's pastime, and a sport that does actually involve effort, skill, determination, and fitness. For all those assholes that say "soccer" is the only sport that involves all of these traits, well fuck you. Just because you lawn fairies have never even tried the sport of baseball doesn't mean you can pretend you're to most athletic person on the planet. I'd like to see you outrun Alex Rodriguez. Beat David Ortiz in an arm wrestle. I dare you.

Naive soccer player: Hey, Mr. Baseball, your sport is retarded, and involves no skill.

Mr. Baseball: Suck my dick.

Baseball by catcherspwn June 2, 2010