shithead sled 

A home-made go-kart, boat, or other motorized/wheeled vehicle that exhibits a general lack of quality in it's construction; i.e. poor welds, aesthetics, structure, and general design.

Although the cliff edge was approaching at an alarming rate, Uncle Terry had enough time to finish his moonshine and ponder the logic behind not putting brakes on his shithead sled.

shithead sled by Coon catcher January 18, 2008

shithead mcdouchhat 

A person who should seriously be considering to kill them selves to make everyone else better off in the end because they will end up being the end of humanity. There are the type of person who would literly wear a douche covered in shit on there head.

That kid right there is such a shithead mcdouchhat

shithead mcdouchhat by Benika March 6, 2017

shithead-strike 

possibly male with an unusual fetish for Ed, Edd and Eddy. most likely to be a dickhead found farming. Usually has no peers.

That Oliver guy is a right shithead-strike, he needs to get a life!

shithead-strike by spanishlovingfagoli May 10, 2009

Shithead nozzle

A nozzle used in quiet the same manner as a douchbag nozzle, but not the same. Please refer to douchbag nozzle for examples.

Shanna is shithead nozzle......

Shithead nozzle by Douchbag nozzle December 6, 2011

Shithead Duty

A statement, reprimand, or admonishment handed down to someone lower in the ranks of a work environment, mainly in the service industry or trades, especially in restaurant or bar service. Saying that they have to do the shitty work for the night. This is specially reserved for when the person is reprimanded and is doomed to serve the non-tipping customers for the night.

Nick: Eric, You showed up 20 minutes late for work. You're on shithead duty for the night. Serve table six their bread.

Eric: (Looks at the table of ten black customers) Damn, I'm not making any tips tonight. I'll never show up late to work again.

Shithead Duty by Studs Lonigan III September 13, 2023

shithead willie

your local neighborhood dumb ass

peetie wheatstraw, bootstrap bill, jerkface jimmy, poopie drawers frankie
Axe shithead willie to go to dah sto

shithead willie by U-DIG September 1, 2007

Shithead party 

An orgy in a pubic bathroom

Derived from adding SHIT found in toilets & orgies to “Hit the head", which refers to using the bathroom.

The origin of the latter phrase can be traced back to ancient sailing vessels. Sailors who needed to relieve themselves would make their way to a designated area under the HEAD of the deck.

The shithead party would have been total tits if weren’t on fish & chips day. Smelled like we were banging our way out of a warm bucket of dolphin chum. To make matters worse, the ice cream machine was down.

Shithead party by Class Rot December 23, 2021