With the bird 

High, as a result of smoking marijuana. Usually said when straight out saying "I'm high," is not appropriate.

In a public place:

Friend 1: Yo are you iight? You look lost hahha.
Friend 2: I'm with the birds right now haha.

With the bird by A J a day keeps the doc away November 18, 2010

smack the bird 

Is a term referring to oral sex, whereas you go down on your lady as shes spread eagle.

"My girlfriend loves when I smack the bird"

My lady loved when I smack the bird

smack the bird by birdsmacka September 15, 2014

the bird 

a dance where you wave your arms like a bird's wings.....but if you think it originated with some generic jive-ass bay area gangsta rapper, i sincerely hope a seagull shits on you. it originated with The Time, in the song "The Bird", from the film "Purple Rain". in 1984. and y'all know the Wright Brothers can't fuck with that.

"America...have you heard? I got a brand new dance, and it's called the bird"

the bird by spooky electric February 4, 2007

Keep the bird in its cage 

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

Keep the bird in its cage by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

The Bird Killer 

One of the most accurate and best bird killers in the whole sport. He is so deadly accurate, he can hit a fucking bird with a fucking baseball. Maybe this is why he gets shit on all the time. The Bird Killer also prefers to kill birds while riding a flying unicorn with his friend that he's known since preschool that drives a civic. He also has something on his eye. It might be a scope or fucking laser for more accuracy or something.

"Did you see Chris kill that bird with a fucking baseball?!"
"Don't call him that anymore. He's The Bird Killer!"
"Hahahaha cawdoni!"

The Bird Killer by Harry Diareha October 17, 2011

the bird 

The act of shitting on a girls mouth, then shaping it into a beak on each lip with your penis, and then spread your nutsack across her face (like wings). then possibly resting your testicles in the girls mouth while stretching your scrotal skin, tell her to scream, lift up your sack and put it in quickly so it sounds like a bird cawing.

Dude, your mom does the best noises when i give her the bird.

the bird by Birdgiver October 3, 2009

the bird 

The word!

The bird bird bird
The bird is the word

the bird by badgerman5566 May 25, 2010