sucks dirt 

When a person is dead. Not the act of dying but the act of being dead and burried. Most often used in refference to a celebrity or world leader as in The Deviates song "They All Suck Dirt".

Sadat sucks dirt, he's been dead a week or two.

sucks dirt by Foster Lagoon August 18, 2006

Bed Dirt 

Detritus found in the dirty sheets of dudes.

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noun:

1. Dirty sheets typical of dudes, hallmarked by debris such as small rocks, kitty litter, and actual dirt found in between the bottom and top sheets of his bed or resting place (can include couches and/or futons), often dragged in from walking barefoot on dirty floors. "I totally fingerblasted that girl in my dirt bed"

"I was totally fingerblasting that girl and added a bunch of vagibears to my bed dirt"

Bed Dirt by Bottoms_Up December 23, 2009

stanky dirt bug

Stanky Dirt Bug is slang from the "Dirty South". Its derived from stanky, to stink. If someone is a "Stanky dirt bug", they probably smell like poo poo.

Dude, your mom is such a stanky dirt bug. You should get her some help.

stanky dirt bug by the one thay call stanky.... July 11, 2011

Australian Dirt Goggles 

When one individual is "Tea-bagged" by two other individuals and both sets of testicles are placed on the first aforementioned individuals eyes creating the "Australian Dirt Goggles"

The first person to pass out is gettin' "Australian Dirt Goggled"
**Brian/Brianette Falls Asleep**
"Bring out the Australian Dirt Goggles"

Australian Dirt Goggles by Vuaso August 13, 2012

Long Dirt Road 

An arduous journey one must embark on to find toilet paper after passing a bowel movement.

Me: "Shit, this role of toilet paper is out and there's no backup!"

Friend: "Looks like someone's headed down the long dirt road!"

Long Dirt Road by WhoDatSN September 3, 2012

Worms in Dirt 

1) A tasty dessert treat consisting of chocolate pudding, crushed chocolate cookies (or pie crust) with half buried gummy worms.

2) The act of inserting a half-erect penis partways into a shitty anus.

"What are we having for dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

"Awesome! What are we going to do after dessert?"

"Worms in dirt."

Worms in Dirt by beanerz4545 January 18, 2009

rank of dirt 

n. the lowest level one can be demoted to.

"Aron, since your last demotion to n00b we had to create a rank lower than the lowest rank. You have been demoted to rank of dirt"

"What's going on rank of dirt?"

rank of dirt by Jonathancaleb December 21, 2008