Veracross Portal

Veracross Portal is a place where your dreams get ruined, if you think you have the free afternoon and your dreams become true, once you go on Veracross Portal you understand life is bad

Friend: Yesterday I thought I was free but then Veracross ruined my afternoon
Other Friend: I know Veracross Portal is useless it ruins your dream

Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Boy: No because Veracross Portal ruined my afternoon

Teacher: DETENTION!

Veracross Portal by Enderlord_GG November 22, 2021

the portal 

A website with the worst Interface imaginable made over 20 years ago by someone who didn't know what they were doing. despite this, schools, bureaucratic institutions, and some of the smartest organizations in the world use portals on a daily basis to gatekeep the most important information and documents of your entire life.

see also: Kafkaesque

Log on to the portal to submit your request for approval.
You can apply for financial aid through the portal
Before you can graduate, you must submit an 'intent to graduate form', which can be found on the portal.

the portal by mrlegoboy July 11, 2023

Wake Portal 

During a game of Dungeons and Dragons, the male players circle round their DM, in turn feeding the DM their semen. Once everyone has ‘finished’ and the DM’s mouth is full, the player with the highest strength roll bonks them on the head, knocking them out, sending them to another ‘plane’.

“Our DM forgot to tell us about a door that was vital to the quest, so we circle jerked and sent him through the ‘Wake Portal’”

Wake Portal by FistiGuffs November 23, 2023

Transfer Portal

When someone has begun their transition from male to female or vice versa.

“Hey I haven’t seen Doug around town lately have you?

“Yeah, he entered the transfer portal last fall. New name is Dawn…she’s been sucking a fair bit of cock at shabooms…

Transfer Portal by UrbanRichard April 28, 2026

Transfer Portal

When someone has begun their transition from male to female or vice versa.

“Hey I haven’t seen Doug around town lately have you?

“Yeah man, he entered the transfer portal last fall. New name is Dawn…she’s been sucking a lot of cock at Shabooms…seems very happy”.

Transfer Portal by UrbanRichard April 28, 2026

Transfer Portal

When someone has begun their transition from male to female or vice versa.

“Hey I haven’t seen Doug around town lately have you?

“Yeah man, he entered the transfer portal last fall. New name is Dawn…she’s been sucking a lot of cock at Shabooms…seems very happy”.

Transfer Portal by UrbanRichard April 28, 2026

Nether portal 

A structure in the game Minecraft that allows players to travel between the Overworld and the Nether, a dangerous and fiery dimension filled with hostile mobs and valuable resources. Typically built using obsidian, The portal’s frame can be anywhere from 4x5 to 23x23 obsidian blocks in size and activated with flint and steel, a Nether Portal has a purple, otherworldly glow. It’s both a means of exploring new areas and a perilous gateway where players may find themselves unexpectedly surrounded by lava, mobs, or other threats.

This is what a nether portal looks like

⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️
⬛️🟪🟪⬛️
⬛️🟪🟪⬛️
⬛️🟪🟪⬛️
⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

Nether portal by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024