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I hannessed the math test
hanness by w dwDFSDDW November 1, 2023
The act of ejaculating on a minor, then sucking hitlers balls
I’ll Harless that guy any day!
Harless by No man! February 10, 2024

hardnessful 

hardnessful habit
hardnessful by rtbhht4 June 7, 2024

purple hayness 

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.
Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

shore hardness 

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

addison harkness 

addison harkness is a player who doesn’t care about anyone but himself. he is also secretly gay.
hey my names addison harkness and i will break your heart.