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twat swat 

to prevent your female friend from receiving sexual pleasure from another.
"She could not get rid of her roommate all night, what a twat swat!"
twat swat by k.sweezy June 11, 2009
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Bong Swat 

A single hit of Marijuana usually packed in a small bowl.
When more than one person is partaking, they are packed one at a time for each person.
"Hey dude, Im watching TV doin some bong swats."
Bong Swat by Jesse Lee Creech January 28, 2006

Fuck Swat Bust Locks 

Fuck swat is a term used by many falcon command personnel to express their deep hatred towards the United States Military Police because of how they do their job and stop them from being like retards. This clearly does not go in line with Falcon C which is to be retarded and hence the new slang is used "Fuck Swat", normally accompanied by Fuck Outta Here. This is also another way of protesting against Social Justice Warriors who do not understand the term joke, for them it perplexes them on how a human could say something but not personally mean it. We refer to these people as retards or colloquially "dumb niggas".

Bust Locks is the another half of the motto, to be quite honest I do not know but I think I might be developing a tiny massive mental breakdown from all the times I try to process why fc personnel bait raid leaders. This is also a reference to the Port Maersk scrim against the United States Army's Tank division where the raiding squad failed to absorb information from the orders of raid leader bornrogue.

Together these four words represent the whole of the Falcon Command accurately and is somehow better than Falcons Destroy.

This motto is to be used immediately and effectively. God bless the United States.
Falcon-C "I am having a break down so Fuck Swat Bust Locks"

twat-swat 

The female version of the cock block, the act of one female swooping in on the possible hookup of another female
I was talking to that guy at the bar, and when I came back from the bathroom that biotch had twat-swatted me!
twat-swat by dave.g September 9, 2008

Twat Swat 

female version of cockblock, female who stops other females from hooking up
Let me sleep with him, don't "twat swat."

I was totally going to do that guy until my friend Emily stepped in and "twat swatted" me.
Twat Swat by a2coyote January 15, 2010

twat swat 

We were making out in the back room and Ashley kept twat swatting.
twat swat by Z3RO26 April 5, 2008