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Safety baby daddy 

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.
“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy
Safety baby daddy by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

national baby daddy day 

baby daddy: its national baby daddy day, give me some loving😍

someone: okay baby daddy

practicing to be a baby daddy 

euphemism for male masturbation

Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."

baby's daddy

A guy who is a lousy father, who gots one or more kids with one or more chicks and, thinks he's a pimp. And instead of takin care of the baby he goes out an finds another chick to fuck. Until she too becomes just another baby's momma and he moves on. So on and so forth.
girl one:"Who is that?"
girl two:"That's my dumbass baby daddy and his dumb ho"
baby's daddy by baby momma September 11, 2004