Toddler 

Toddler was used since rock age for their abilities to hand to hand combat.They measure less than 2 feets tall and can kick yo grandmother ass more easily than chuck norris can.They hit the gym all days of the week.

Hey yo, jeff was dead attacked by a gym toddler!

Toddler by Ze8mx December 6, 2012

toddlerdiddler 

One who diddles toddlers.

After getting busy with that 7 year old, Bourne became a toddlerdiddler.

toddlerdiddler by Wazley October 16, 2007

Toilet Toddler 

The fecal matter after a food baby belly. Basically the shit after you ate way too much.

I ate too much, it looks like I have a food baby (pointing to stomach). I am going to have a toilet toddler late and I am excited her it's delivery.

Toilet Toddler by Firebreathingrubberducky May 29, 2017

Toddler's Body

A person with little baby arms and little stumpy legs and a chubby barrel body. The person has a tendancy to toddle when they walk.

Whoa, scuzzy has got a little toddler's body!

Toddler's Body by robinski October 8, 2007

toddler crotch 

When the crotch of a girl's tights (or leggings) is not pulled up securely while she is wearing a skirt. In extreme cases, it may even sit lower than the skirt itself, creating the illusion of a crotch that is disproportionately closer to the ground than anatomically possible.

Lauren, I have to run to the bathroom real quick; I got dressed in a hurry and couldn't pull my tights on all the way, and I'm afraid I might get toddler crotch by the time I'm too drunk to notice.

toddler crotch by hakunamachado January 16, 2011

Toddler 

A person who is thru by nature. A person who used to work at Macy's.

Man dude you are a Toddler.

Toddler by Zodiacbayarea March 8, 2007

toddler 

when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure

when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure

toddler by timmer39 April 30, 2008