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it smells like sweden 

any place that smells particularly bad. root from the smells of gas stations on the swedish-norwegian border.
walking by an unclean, public toilet with the fumes wafting out: "Oh shit! It smells like Sweden."

my name isn't sweden

Used when a person has no respose to a question or otherwise.

Retarded in Sweden

What causes Mama CANADA
MAMA CANADA! IT'S WHEN I'M RETARDED IN SWEDEN!!

Flight to Sweden 

She gave me a flight to Boston so I gave her a flight to Sweden.

Afterschool in Sweden 

When you and your +18 friends go out for a beer after a tough day at school.

What in Stockholm is known as Afterwork, when you go out for a drink with your colleagues, after work, but its done by teenagers that are of legal age(18) to drink at bars.

School in Sweden does not usually offer after school detention. The punishment for skipping an important lecture or a class is simply the fact that a student missed an opportunity to learn.
"Yo dude, lets ride the train home together!"
"I'm so sorry dude I'm going to Afterschool."
"Aw crap, I'm only 17."
"Aight, see you tomorrow."

^Typical teenage conversation about Afterschool in Sweden between two schoolmates.

East-Sweden 

A country commonly known as Finland. It is filled with Swedes and Swedish-Finns. All people in East-Sweden speak Swedish but most of the Swedish-Finns have been brainwashed into thinking they are simply "Finns" and thus refuse to speak a proper language in public and instead "comunicate" with long strings of nonsese.
"Have you ever been to East-Sweden?
-Many times, but I never get off the cruiseship."
East-Sweden by Segersäll April 28, 2006