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Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
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Cope N Cry Harder 

Express how much you are coping while crying at the same time
man stop being so mad,
"Cope N Cry Harder"

oOoOoOoOoOhHhH fFfFuUuUuCcCkK!! hArDeR dAdDy!! 

when you are fucking a girl and she wants you to go harder and faster
claping intensifies oOoOoOoOoOhHhH fFfFuUuUuCcCkK!! hArDeR dAdDy!!
*starts going hard*

OoOoOoOoOoHhHhHhHh!
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Fuck me harder 

Is mostly used by thots or whores during sex.
And used by Step-Wlater.
Plus used by Anna-Karin during breeding nights.
- Oh yes, fuck me harder daddy!
- Yes your my little slut.
- Do it in my anal.
- I'm going to do it.
- OH I CAME.
- OMG its so hot.
Fuck me harder by Totally_not_bro December 10, 2021

Mr. Harder 

A name for someone who usually is a tech guy who works at schools and his way of fixing computers is very "gay" he will reset a computer just for a broken keyboard key.
Mr. Harder can you fix my computer? (2 days later...) Okay, I got it fixed. (When you get back on your fixed computer...) He had reset everything, you walk down to call Mr. Harder a fat fucking cunt!
Mr. Harder by Big Mac Lover 6000 February 9, 2017

femboys uwu owo harder daddy

"hey jimmy, femboys uwu owo harder daddy!"

UGH DADDY HARDER 

when your shoving your penis in your girl and she wants it to be harder
UGH DADDY HARDER STICK IT IN AND DEEP DADDY CLAP ME AND SHOVE IT DEEPER UGHHHHH