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Dayton is the hyper psycho kid who always sits in the back of your class. He's always on his phone or computer and couldn't care less about the lesson. He's energetic and crazy and selfish. Get into an argument with him? He'll be merciless. This dude knows his way around computers- hand your phone to him and it'll get screwed over. This dude always has a faux hawk laden with gel- oh, the pounds and pounds of gel...
Dayton is a talented programmer.
Dayton by yourmiddleschoolpal October 23, 2018

Dirty Dayton 

Dirty Dayton: also known as farting while eating a butterfinger off a girls dirty, hairy butt crack followed by the Cummy Queef (refer to definition in URbanDictionary)
Hey Karol, wanna do the dirty dayton ? I’ll bring the butterfinger.
Karol responds with, sorry your dad did the dirty dayton on me last night.
Dirty Dayton by Shanannabananas March 12, 2022
A small city in Ohio, located in Montgomery County and is associated with the "Rust Belt" of the mid-west. Dayton wants so bad to be like Columbus and Cincinnati that it embraces its high crime rate, but refuses to add anything of value to draw economic growth.

It is home to wannabe "gangstas", pretentious wannabe "big city" dwellers and abandoned houses and factories.
Biff: "Well, tonight Madison and I shall be dinning at Jay's"
De' Travion: "Boy you be thirsty, cuz me n my boyz gone steal yo ride, bitch..."
Dan: "God help me...I have to get out of Dayton"
Dayton by Rule303 March 17, 2011
Small town of Dayton, Washington. A place where The Crazies could have possibly been filmed. Contains only one street light that most of the time doesn't work. People there are all whores. They cheat on their husbands and get divorces, and then just go hang out in the bar because of their miserable lives. Teen pregnancies are very high because most students just drop out of high school in their class of 28. Why would you go to college? There's plently of farmland, and plenty of penises to ride with plenty of hairy beer bellies attached. But there are some good sides to it. The hills are pretty.
"So you're from Dayton? Does that mean you live on a farm?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you're pregnant?"
"No you dumbass."
"So you've done nothing with your life?"
"Bingo."

Dude, Dayton sucks.
Dayton by barbra manitee. May 1, 2011
A sweet kind loving boy,he is nice to anyone and everyone but sometimes people can get on his nerves.Also,Dayton makes more friends who are girls then boys.Dayton Is a clumsy,clever,and beautiful boy.
Selena:Dayton is so kind!
Dayton by sdewrere April 20, 2017
A fighter who will knock your lights out.
Random person: EW! It's Daytona..

Daytona: STFU * punches across the face *
Daytona by //meaGan August 21, 2008