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Sloppy Klondike 

When you shit in a girls vagina, have sex with her untill you jizz, pull out the shit and jizz, and feed it to her.
Oh yeah, hit me up with a Sloppy Klondike!
Sloppy Klondike by G-DIDDI February 28, 2011

kentucky klondike bar 

When one cums in a fat chicks asshole then eats the feces that she shits out
Man me and Debra had a kentucky klondike bar last night and now my stomach hurts

california klondike 

The act of eating a Klondike bar from a vagina or butt cheeks.
California Klondikes can be very refreshing on a hot summer day.
california klondike by Genteel September 15, 2016

california klondike bar 

The act of freezing a poop log in a condom and then removing it for the expressed purpose of turning it into a dildo that melts inside the anus/vagina or any other orafice you would potentially choose
I wanted to try a California Klondike bar on my girlfriend the other night but she thought it was too gross

afro klondike 

staying up all night to do your college work.
Tina is being an Afro klondike lately.

Backseat Klondike Bar 

When you poop in the back of an Uber, often as a sign of disapproval for your ride or driver, but in some rare cases it can be used to show affection.
Ryan: My Uber sucked.
Cody: Oh, did you give a bad rating?
Ryan: Nah, I just left a Backseat Klondike Bar.
Backseat Klondike Bar by Lil' Pukey February 26, 2018