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brennan girl

Brennan is a girl who is quiet and awkward but one of the most amazing people once you get to know her. She is funny and crazy and really strives to make everyone like her. She is known for being really nice and smart. Brennans are really beautiful and are great dancers and performers. The Brennan tend to get jealous or wish for something they dont have it is good for them to always be thankful for what they got.
Boy: that girl was really nice
Friend: shes a brennan girl
Boy: *wave of understanding*
brennan girl by Oliver Tembin December 16, 2013

Brennan Timmins 

A sexy ass chick with the biggest ass you've ever seen
Boy1: ouuu dammm dat ass

Boy2: that's Brennan Timmins

Brennan Ratio 

A mans Brennan Ratio is determined by the number of spontaneous erections that man has had in the past 7 days.
Man 1: "Dude, my Brennan Ratio is off the scale"
Man 2: "Impossible, there is no scale"
Man 1: "Alright! No need to be pedantic"
Man 3: "You guys need to get laid"
Brennan Ratio by Dr. Bonana July 14, 2012

Brennan Williams 

Brennan Williams by bwilli October 18, 2008

Brennan's Rule of Rascism 

Within any form of communication, the use of racially demeaning language is appropriate and politically correct if and only if:

1. The perpetrator (insultee)has a premeditated desire to have the recipient(insulted)recieve the slur (LAW OF PRESENCE)

2. both the perpetrator and the recipient are on a relationship past the acquaintance level.(LAW OF ACQUAINTANCE)
Example 1:
Asian Joe: stop waiting for the change you stupid kike.

Jewish Josh: eh.
(Internal thought process: I am not offended by this since I am both present, and more than just acquainted with Joe)

Example 2: (Joe and Brennan outside the presence of Josh)
Asian Joe: Josh is such a fucking kike. he sat and waited for a penny for 5 minutes.

Irish Brennan: Your rascist.

Example 3: (Joe in a Barmitzvah)

Josh: Joe, I want you to meet my friend Steve.

Asian Joe: Awesome! now I get to add another kike and Josh can stop being such a token.

Steve: (Internal Thought Process: You rascist son of a bitch)

Brennan Lozinski McCoy 

A cracker that’s good at lacrosse and likes dick
Brennan Lozinski McCoy likes cock